I, Erica Mei-Ling Lee, 19-from-California-majoring-in-English, was the undercover freshman. The thing is, I’m not a reporter. David and I had planned for me to infiltrate the freshman class, but this lasted for all of a day. Everything I wrote after 2:47 p.m. on Day 2 was false because we decided to start crazy rumors. When the rumors got boring, we dropped the project. This is a bit of what I learned during my brief stint of super spy shit. I really did wear the wire.
The College is in the final stages of contract negotiations with Stevie Wonder. They expect that he will perform at the inauguration of the new Litoff jazz building on May 1. The deal will be finalized this week; we will bring you all the details as soon as we can.