Safer Sex Night: What’s It All About?

By a Dedicated Reader

Recently, everyone has been talking about and preparing for the infamous Safer Sex Night (SSN). SSN is a dance the Sexual Information Center (SIC) organizes to promote safer sexual practices, such as the use of condoms and lubrication, and to encourage sex positivity among Oberlin students. Sex positivity is defined as an accepting and positive attitude toward one’s own sexual practices and the sexual activities of others. Those who attended are asked to wear what makes them feel sexiest. As a first-year, my understanding and expectations for the night were fulfilled: lots of strobe lights, sweaty naked Obies, and a slightly gross smooch-fest. I was pumped, and wore nothing but a bra and floral underwear. However, my opinion of SSN has since changed.

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Stevie Creations with Steve Campbell

Started by a fourth-year who still remembers crumbled feta cheese at the salad bar and Crab Leg Tuesdays, this is a column devoted to the days that the Exposition is “hot dog bar,” even though hot dogs are already available at the Wildfire Grill. Days that you’ve come to Stevenson too late, and the local tomato soup has already run out. Days that co-opers have stolen the bread and most of the salad bar’s produce. Days that Denise isn’t working. In the truest benevolent Oberlin spirit, share your creations with fellow Obies, and let us together make the most of a world in which the Sunday morning omelets line is always too long!

Creation Name: Spicy Stevie Chicken Sandwich
Time-Intensity: Moderate (Very time-intensive if you want a toasted bun. Recommended.)
Post-Meal Discomfort: Minimal to Moderate

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Your Roadmap to 9 Natural Science Credits and Quantitative Proficiency

By Shane Hisner

This is a memo to all of you Obies that shiver at the sight of the quadratic equation and grow uneasy when the terms meiosis and mitosis are mentioned in conjunction. There is no need to fear. There is a simple, easy, and—god forbid—interesting path through all this. And along the way you will have had the privilege of being taught by three of Oberlin’s finest professors. I know, it sounds too good to be true, doesn’t it? Without further ado, here is a step-by-step guide to knocking out 9-9-9 and quant in one school year.

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Student Senate Responds to Protest Policy Enforcement

10 October 2010

To Whom It May Concern:

In light of the response of the administration of Oberlin College to student protests at Karl Rove’s speech on 28 September 2010, the Student Senate, on behalf of students who protested at the event, thought it necessary to affirm our position on this policy and its enforcement on Oberlin’s campus.

We acknowledge that there is a considerable degree of ambiguity in the guidelines for acceptable protest as outlined in Oberlin College’s Student Regulations, Policies, and Procedures. This is a problem that must and will be addressed. Guidelines for protest at events ought to be clearly articulated with little to no room for ambiguous interpretation. On 10 October 2010, Student Senate took the initiative to create a working group that will draft new language that shall be subject to the approval of Student Senate, the Student Life Committee, and the General Faculty Committee.

The Student Senate of Oberlin College upholds the right of students to freedom of expression in regards to protesting speakers on campus. Furthermore, we are aware of specific violations of the Student Regulations, Policies, and Procedures that transpired during Karl Rove’s speech on campus. In Article V, Section F, Part 4, Paragraph b-1 (page 55), it states: “Displaying a sign […] must not be interfered with, unless the protest interferes with the audience’s view or prevents the audience from paying attention to the speaker.” It is unacceptable that students had signs confiscated by Safety and Security before entering Finney Chapel for this particular event.

We are concerned that certain students who chose to protest were removed from Finney Chapel under threat of arrest without being provided with the option of protesting within the guidelines or without a clear explanation as to how they were in violation of the Student Regulations, Policies, and Procedures. We believe that this violates the College’s commitment to freedom of expression for students within the established published framework. Furthermore, in Article V, Section F, Part 4, Paragraph c, the Student Regulations, Policies, and Procedures states: “A member of the audience or the host organization who substantially interferes with acceptable dissent is violating these guidelines in the same way as a dissenter who violates the rights of the speaker or audience.” We firmly believe that, in this situation, Safety and Security, on behest of the Oberlin College Administration, has violated the policies of the College.

We therefore argue that Oberlin College should be obliged to make public the guidelines under which Safety and Security took action against protesters on the night of 28 September 2010.

To prevent miscommunications such as these from occurring in the future, we encourage college officials to publicly clarify the guidelines prior to politically charged events that may spark protest.

We hope that those who are also concerned about this policy, including faculty, administrators, employees, and students, will work in conjunction with Student Senate in drafting new language.

Sincerely,

The Student Senate of Oberlin College

Dispatches from the Real World: Kitty Litter

By Janney Lockman

One of the duties that the infamous “real world” has thrust upon me is another mouth to feed.  This mouth came in the form of a cat who adopted me a few weeks ago.  The problem is not so much feeding the mouth, as it is dealing with what comes out of the other end.  My cat, Hasil Adkins (google it, it isn’t my job to educate you about obscure rockabilly heros), is very good at using the litter box.  In fact, he is so good that I’ve gone through one bag of kitty litter in less than a week.

Kitty litter, it turns out, is strip-mined.  That’s right, like mountain top removal, the same stuff my fellow Obies and friends in Whitesburg, Kentucky went to Appalachia Rising this week to protest or report on.  Since I live in Kentucky coal-country and see what mountain top removal coal mining does every single day, I hope people aren’t losing their land and water so Hasil Adkins can poop in a box. Maybe we should all get our cats and have them march to Washington to protest.  We could call it Crappalachia Rising (I’m allowed to make this joke.  I’m from West Virginia and live in Eastern Kentucky.  If you aren’t, don’t try this at home).

But, I digress.  The point I’m trying to make is that kitty litter is really freaking expensive.  I bought a box of odor-reducing, clumping kitty litter at Food City yesterday for $6.59.  It will probably last a week.  This was one hidden expense of cat-ownership that cat ladies never tell you about.

The more I learn about kitty litter, the worse I feel about its environmental impact.   The more I purchase kitty litter, the worse I feel about my ability to pay rent.  But I guess the kitty litter-induced guilt and poverty are worth it when I come into work with cat drool all over my face, orange hair on my shirt, smelling slightly of kibbles, beaming because Hasil Adkins and I cuddled all night long, and he didn’t poop on my pillow case.

But I’m a Vegetarian

By Alex Posa

The question is not, Can they reason? nor, Can they talk? but, Can they suffer?

-Jeremy Bentham

A Vegetarian philosophy based on the belief that animals are truly equal to humans is fundamentally flawed.  If this were true, cannibalism, rape, incest and theft should all be perfectly acceptable because that’s what animals do.  And feminism would be absolutely absurd. Equality is not a pre-requisite for treating a person with dignity. The concept of equality is arbitrary and one few people adhere to.

For example, assassinating a political leader is a more serious crime than killing the average person, in part because it usurps the democratic process we hold so dear, but also because they are more important than the rest of us. It doesn’t matter that animals are not equal to us. Although there is evidence suggesting that non-humans have a moral compass, we are likely alone in the ability to form an ethical system.

Playing to people’s emotions has long been the tactic of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals and many other animal rights organizations. Doing things like showing animals in factory farms and botched slaughtering may be successful in the short run, but in the long run guilt fades and many will return to their cruel practices.

The arguments that we are superior to other animals comes from the same place that Europeans used to defend chattel slavery. Blacks are different than Whites so it’s okay. But since there are clear genetic differences, why is it not okay to kill animals?

The problem is objectification, treating fellow animals as objects. If you eat animal products, you are treating our fellow Animalia as objects, merely tools, not for survival, but for pleasure. Omnivores say that their reason is intelligence or what is, perhaps, a more sophisticated pain response. Then why is it wrong to abuse the severely mentally retarded or people with dementia or babies, people who are arguably less aware of their surroundings than many animals? So it is obviously not intelligence that separates us from animals. Again, it goes back to the same  excuses slave traders used; using backwards reasoning to explain why their actions were legitimate.

What if there were still other extant Homo species such as the Neanderthal? Would it be acceptable for them to enslave or eat Homo sapiens sapiens or vice versa? I think most of us would say no. Then what about apes, or primates? Where do we draw that line? One easy place would be between vertebrates and invertebrates. But that ignores the fact that octopuses have been observed using tools a definite demonstration of intelligence. I’d rather err on the side of caution and exclude all animals from my diet.

Even if you exclude all meat and continue to use animal products you are still objectifying animals and indeed compliant in the meat industry.  Milk production is especially cruel. In a dairy farm, a cow is useless unless it’s lactating. How do you keep a cow lactating? By having a permanent cycle of pregnancy. If she births a cow, great, you can add to your stock when it matures, and if it’s a male, not too bad either. You can use the bull to inseminate your cows or, more commonly, use them for veal. Hens used in egg production are not simply allowed to live out a natural life, even if they are so-called free range. They too will be slaughtered as a source of revenue.

I wouldn’t say I value non-human life above human life. I largely agree with the Jewish principle of pikuach nefesh, that saving a life overrides almost all other considerations. I therefore believe it is not unethical to consume animal products when it is necessary for survival. I take a utilitarian view and say that it is not wrong to kill humans if absolutely necessary for survival (which is not in-line with Jewish religious law). Of course, there are few situations where this would arise, but survival supersedes other ethical considerations.

I also realize I benefit from the subjugation of animals. I will never get polio, measles, or mumps because of vaccines that were tested on animals. But how many animals are worth one human life? Do we equal three chimps and six thousand mice? Even forgetting the possible equation, from a utilitarian standpoint, it would be worse to ignore this research and let them die in vain. We do the same with research gained from unethical human experimentation, though admittedly with some trepidation.

I am often asked how I can live without meat or cheese. The answer is not about taste or pleasure but something outside of myself where taste makes no difference. It is so wrong that the pleasure I could derive (if I was able to ignore the discomfort caused by ignoring my conscience) cannot be taken into account.

I present the opposite question to omnivores. How do you live with yourself consuming animal products knowing full well that you are causing the death and suffering of another animal?

Nick Goes to Earth Day

By Nick Perry

It’s 4:30 PM on a Saturday and I’m sitting in my lonely little room listening to house music and enjoying a soft beverage when I happen to notice in the corner of my eye the newest piece of flair on my wall. It’s a poster with a crayon-like drawing of a windmill and a bold, yellow “WIND NOW!” riding along the chalky blue sky. Continue reading

Debating Anonymity

By Alex Posa

In my first two and a half years I almost never went on Oberlin Confessional or Obie Talk. The idea never appealed to me and the few times I did go on, I didn’t find anything interesting. Reading comments intended to piss people off and the responses to those posts is just boring. Unfortunately, now I’m addicted. Continue reading