By Harlee Ludwig

10 reasons the summer is necessary:

Since the summer is coming around I thought it would be slightly beneficial to make a list of all the things to look forward to with the summer.

1. Warmer weather means less time inside.
2. Time outside is a must after spending three days straight in Mudd.
3. Real food?
4. Time to get over you know who.
5. Time to get under you know who.
6. Catch up on sleep without falling behind in classes.
7. Winter is a social construction.
8. Good ole family time, or some sort of change of scenery.
9. The longer you’re away, the more likely you’ll be excited to come back.
10. No school.  Duh.

10 things to remember to do during Finals:

We all know finals are here.  We all don’t know what to do.  I will remind you.

1. Eat.
2. Sleep.
3. Wake up.
4. Sleep at Mudd.
5. Sleep in any other place necessary for you to finish your work (i.e. photo or media labs, Warner, etc.).
6. Not go out.
7. Not socialize.
8. Refrain from sinning.
9. Sin even more.
10. Follow the light at the end of the tunnel.

10 reasons to be excited to come back:

1. Decorating a new room.
2. Getting stoned and/or drunk with professors.
3. Getting stoned and/or drunk with your friends.
4. Not being with your family.
5. Enlarging your awareness.
6. Using your lexicon around people who understand it.
7. Using your brain for good (debatable).
8. Who doesn’t want to live in Ohio?
9. KITTENS!!!!!!!!
10. Getting right back into that Oberlin bubble we’ve all come to love.