By Gossip Girl
9:22pm: Gunther and Scrappy Doo have been convinced to turn off the Greek marathon and start getting wasted.
If you’ve never had a shower beer, you have never lived. Try it, kids.
10:44 pm: Scrappy Doo decided to drink strong mixed drinks while playing the James Bond Drinking Game. El Mistako.
James Bond Drinking game did us all in. Just pick ANY Bond film and drink when he makes a pun, when he shoots, gets shot at, or anything explodes, and any time he is outrageously misogynistic. You will get Gunther levels of drunk in no time.
11:23pm: Starting the night off right. Headed over to Sco. Gunther has had a Four Loco and several other beers, so clearly it’s time for fat hot jams.
11:38pm: There’s a line to get in! Impressive.
If you want to have a party, and you also want to promote something, take a lesson from Dave Clark and Erica Lee. There was a crowd at the ‘Sco on a Saturday for the first time in a very long time.
11:47pm: Free beer is good idea number one. Nothing is more Oberlin than Pabst in my mouth, my belly, and on my shirt.
A short list of other good ideas would include getting Baba Fats and the Funkin Donuts onboard to entertain and also to promote the event with free entry to people who commented on the website. Those people brought their friends who had to pay, and Fearless and Loathing probably raised a fair amount of money as a result. Are you taking notes? You should be.
12:11am: This party is great, but the city is alive tonight. On to fraternize with Jocks!
Union street was glowing. People were walking around and it was nice out. Is anybody else excited for this spring when there will be crowds of people out and about? I know I am.
12:55am: Absolutely impressed with the swim party. They are exclusive, so they never overfill a room. They are not stingy with the brews, and there is always dancing. There is also usually some skin showing.
12:56am: The party across the way from that one was also awesome. Oberlin is alive tonight.
If there are several parties in the same Union Street house, you should always pop between them. I’ve never managed it, but taking an entire party across the hall to another party could be fun. Anybody wanna try?
If you want me to know about your party so I can come judge you, feel free to email me at firstname.lastname@example.org